GI JOE Porno Story: Children Chapter 1

GI JOE Porno Story: Children Chapter 1

Title:
Children

Fandom: GI Joe: Sigma 6
Pairing, etc:
N/A

Prompt: 028 Children
Word Count: approx 294
words

Rating: G
Author’s Notes: Takes place
during GI Joe: Sigma 6, episode 4: “Reveal” after Duke and
Co. leave Jinx and the wounded Kamakura behind at the Arizona base.
First Sigma 6 fanfic I wrote, written for Fanfiction 100 Live Journal
Challenge; possibly first GI Joe: Sigma 6 fanfic ever written — or
at least, ever posted to the internet.

Children:

“They could have at
least dropped us closer to town,” Kamakura grumbled.

“They didn’t exactly
have time for that now, Kamakura,” Jinx said, shifting her hand
as she tried to steady herself under Kamakura’s weight as they moved
down the road toward the rendevous point she’d arranged with the
medevac. Her fellow apprentice grunted in pain as her hand brushed
his injured ribs. “Sorry!”

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GI JOE Porn Story: Aint War Hell – Chapter 1

GI JOE Porn Story: Aint War Hell – Chapter 1

AINT
WAR HELL?

by
Maximillian von Fischgeist

—–

PART
ONE

—–

Chapter
One – Night

—–

Only
four left, he spat, shaking the cigarette pack to see if perhaps a
hidden one might join the others from some unseen corner. No such
luck. Hed started the night with well over half a pack. That had
been at zero hour. He pulled one of the cigarettes
out and put it to his lips. Closing the box and replacing it in his
jacket pocket, he glanced at his wristwatch. He was reminded with
annoyance that he couldnt see the face. Too dark. He pushed the
light button, and the time glared at him, taunting
him to stretch his remaining cigarettes over the remaining time of
his shift. 02:17. More than five hours left.

He
pulled the lighter out of his pocket, and brought it up to the
cigarettes tip. He flicked the lighter. A spark. He flicked it
again. Another spark, but still no flame. Again. Spark. Again.
Spark.

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GI JOE Porn Story: Wishes Chapter 2

GI JOE Porn Story: Wishes Chapter 2

Spongebob’s Wish
Part 2:Humanbob Humanpants

SB:I must Be Dreaming.
Angel:Your Not Dreaming
SB:Whatever Patrick
Angel:I’m Not Patrick I’m An angel,I’m Just Taking the form of Patrick.
SB:Ya Right
Angel:If I wasn’t An angel could I do this?
Angel Floats in The Air
SB:Woah
Angel:I’m Here To Show you what happpend.
SB:What
Angel:You’ve Been A human all Your Life Now!
SB:Whats My Human Name?
Angel:Humanbob HumanPants

Are ya ready, kids?
Aye-aye, Captain
I can’t hear you
Aye aye, Captain
Oooh

Who lives in a house over the sea
Humanbob HumanPants
Not Absorbent not yellow and human is he
Humanbob HumanPants
If Nothing Special be something you wish
Humanbob HumanPants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a Human
Humanbob HumanPants
Ready?

Humanbob HumanPants
Humanbob HumanPants
Humanbob HumanPants
Humanbob …HumanPants!
End of Part 2

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GI JOE Porn Story: Wishes Chapter 5

GI JOE Porn Story: Wishes Chapter 5

Patrick’s Wish:

Patrick is in his rock watching tv Patrick:I’m Bored Guy On Tv:hey You!
Patrick:Huh?
Guy On Tv:Ya You! Do You like Mermaidman and Barnacleboy?
Patrick:Heck Yes!
Guy On TV: Then buy the Official Mermaidman and Barnacleboy season 15 DVD with all 24 epsidoes of season 15,plus outtakes,and more! Only 96 dollars!
Patrick:Oh My Neptune! I need that! But I don’t have that kind of money! I need..a job!
Patrick is at the Bikini Bottom Career Choosing Place

Man:Well I’ve looked at this piece of paper and…
Patrick:What job do i get?
Man:Well, It’s says here you never graduated from high school and you need to graduate from high school to get a job

Patrick:Aw man

Man:Well you could go back to high school

Patrick:Butt I’ve been kicked out of every high school in the ocean!
Man:Too bad!
Later.
Patrick:Wat do you wish for?
SB:Noting I like my life just the way it is

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GI JOE Porn Story: Aint War Hell Chapter 3

GI JOE Porn Story: Aint War Hell Chapter 3

PART
THREE

—–

Chapter
Nine – Nightmare

—–

It
was a familiar scene. A dining table, mostly-empty plates. On
sixteen-year-old Cooper MacBrides left was his mother, a woman
still well within her thirties and possessing the peculiar maternal
beauty a son cant help but acknowledge. On his right was
the boys father, slouched in sleep.

I
am a boy again
,
Low-Light thought. This
is only a dream. This is not real.

But
it had once been quite real, and he was no more prepared to stop the
scene from unfolding now than he had been when it had occurred in
reality, nearly twelve years ago.

Mother
leaned over towards her husband. Jim, she said to the sleeping
man. He didnt stir. He couldnt. The sleeping pills
(powderized and mixed in his drink) would not allow him to wake.
Mother didnt know, of course. She thought hed just had a hard
day at work. Jim, wake up. She tried still. After all these
years, all the countless times the scene had played out with no
change, she tried still to save them all from the outcome.

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Baroness is ready to punish every good guys and gals

Gi Joe Hantai

Hentai Picture: Baroness is ready to punish every good guys and gals
Naughty Seras getting her asshole filled with manly meat and taking a huge amount of manly cream right into her aching fanny! See those sweet babes from GI JOE getting nude in the way you have never seen them this way! Let’s get inspired by a hootchie from GI JOE that is being screwed now right on the curb when she was shopping a short while ago!

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GI JOE Porn Story: Mr World – Chapter 5

GI JOE Porn Story: Mr World – Chapter 5

” The Walk and Dance Number “

I Know heres the deal I DO NOT OWN GI Joe period. I do not own any of the song lyrics presented in this fanfic period.

DAY ONE

Covergirl: Good luck guys.

Duke: Hey where are you guys going .

Scarlett: To go help set up detail for the pageant. Did you think that we were seriously going to hang around you guys for the next two weeks?

Roadblock: yes , yes we did. We have no idea what the hell were doing in a beauty contest.

Crimson: Oh you guys will be fine. Don’t worry they will just poke and prode you thats all. I mean it doesn’t really sound that bad..

Then a man in a gray slacks and unbuttoned red silk shirt with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows bursted through the door. It stratled the Joes abit, but due to experience they calmed easily. His hair was a baby blue color and his eyes were the darkest chocolate brown. They had shined with determination and intelligence. Then another man walked into the room, and he had purple cornrolls. He stood about 5’6″, and began to look over his new students.

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GI JOE Porn Story: My Fathers Shadow Chapter 1

GI JOE Porn Story: My Fathers Shadow Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Not mine. Never have been, never will. All Hasbro’s, Marvel’s, DDP’s etc.

My Father’s Shadow

They say I’m something special. And in a way, I am. Why, you ask?

Well, I’m the first and so far only second-generation Joe. My father was a member of the team long before I was born. Often I hear the others talk about how I remind them of him. They say that I have his eyes and his stubbornness. They say that he was good at his job.

It makes me proud… and scared at the same time. My father cast a long shadow that I walk in. I hope can live up to him, fulfill everybody’s expectations. My partner thinks I can. And he has to know… he’s been my dad’s partner in the past. He says that father was his best friend ever, next to me. He know both of us, our weaknesses and our strengths.

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GI JOE Pornography Story: Aint War Hell Chapter Five

GI JOE Pornography Story: Aint War Hell Chapter Five

PART
FIVE

—–

Chapter
Seventeen – Resignation

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Clever
girl
,
thought Bludd as he made his way (at a normal pace, so as not to
betray his urgent errand) through the twisted bowels of Cobras
underground New York City base (the largest of two in the state, and
the second largest of the five east of the Mississippi).
Indeed, hed always likened the decaying complex (comprised in
part of long-forgotten subterranean passages and long-unused sewer
canals) to the labyrinthine intestines of a dead man. A cobra was
feared for its poison and this place was poisonous, if only
in an aesthetic sense. Well, actually, Bludd wouldnt be surprised
if everyone stationed here was slowly dying of latent poisons left
over from when these corridors were in use for the publics greater
good. But his thoughts at the moment were not of his
surroundings. They were of Wildcat. Clever,
traitorous, backstabbing girl.

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GI JOE Porn Story: Mr World – Chapter 7

GI JOE Porn Story: Mr World – Chapter 7

“Talent”

Disclaimer: I do not own anything period. Don’t sue , the best thing you will get from me is lint.

Jovi:
Wakie Wakie boys its a brand new day that God has illuminated upon our
souls. Time to practice the dance routine all together now, and for the
ever dreadful talent day to commence.

Shipwreck : Just five more minutes mommy please. I am so freaking tired from partying at the bar with those chicks yesterday.

Shane: I got news for you; those weren’t chicks

Shipwreck
shot up in bed, pale and sweating. His were wide as saucers. He looked
over at Shane for some sign of relief, however, he did not receive any.
Shane met his gaze; simile; and walked from the room to Duke’s
quarters. He knocked on the door, and a dressed Duke walked from his
room.

Shane: Meeting in office 304 at 1100, and its important Intel that was gathered as recently as yesterday.

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