GI JOE Pornography Story: Recombination – Chapter 1

Duke bellowed out
orders to his team. Cobra had given them a good fight, but it was
all but over now. The Cobra troops had retreated from most of the
base, leaving the halls and rooms unoccupied. As Flint’s team drove
back the last of the soldiers, Duke ordered a small team to sweep the
building.

Lady Jaye and Beach
Head followed Roadblock and Gung-Ho. They divided into pairs at the
first hallway intersection. The gunner and marine headed off in
separate directions, leaving the other two to check the rooms in that
section of the enemy base.

“I can’t believe
I’m being paired with you again,” Lady Jaye said irritably.

“Yeah, well, it’s
not a party for me either,” Beach Head replied. Intelligence
my ass, he muttered under his breath. He kicked open the first
closed door, but the room was empty.

“Well, at least
Im smart enough to open a stick of deodorant, Jaye shot back as
she went to the side of another door so that she could cover while
Beach Head opened it.

The ranger snorted and
ducked into the room. He gave it a quick scan, but it, too, was
empty. He turned to leave, but Lady Jaye stopped him with a hand on
his arm.

“This was a lab.
Let’s check it out,” she told him. We need to report on
everything we find.

Jaye followed him into
the lab, taking one side of the room as he took the other. The
counters were covered with random bits of electrical equipment in
various states of disrepair. Lady Jaye picked up a large piece with
wires dangling from the sides. “I wonder what they were
building here,” she said.

“I’d rather not
find out, if it’s all the same. Let’s leave it to Mainframe and
Airtight.”

“Beach Head,
wheres your sense of adventure?” Lady Jaye teased.

He shook his head in
disgust and turned to leave, but his elbow knocked against a device
sitting precariously on the counter. They both instinctively dove to
catch it before it hit the floor.

Their foreheads hit
with a loud crack. The device hit the floor with a loud crash,
followed by a flash of bright light. A boom could be heard outside
the building.

Duke’s head snapped up
when he heard the sound. He grabbed his radio and tried to contact
the four team members inside the base.

There was too much
static. After a few desperate seconds, Duke called in Flint,
Airtight, and Short Fuse. “Get in there and check it out.
Don’t take any chances. We’ll finish up here and join you inside if
it’s safe.”

Flint nodded, grim
faced, and took his team inside of the base.

Lady Jaye lay partially
covered by rubble. She shook her head to clear it and looked around.
She couldn’t see Beach Head anywhere, and her body felt strange.

Beach Head opened his
eyes and looked for Lady Jaye, but couldn’t find her. He tried to
move but his body felt weaker than he remembered. He brushed pieces
of masonry from his shoulders and looked around the ruined lab.
Whatever had caused the explosion had taken down a good part of the
wall. “Lady Jaye!” He yelled. He jumped and looked behind
him, but that part of the room was empty. He could have sworn she
had yelled right next to him.

Something wasn’t right.
Lady Jaye tried to wipe her face, but there was something over her
head. She ripped at the cloth and finally pulled it off. It was
Beach Head’s mask. What is that doing on my head? She
wondered. She looked down at the mask held in her hands. Her hands!
Those weren’t her hands! Her jaw dropped open as she turned her
hands and looked at the long fingers, wide palms, and square, dirty
fingernails. “Beach!” Jaye called out again in a
gruff-sounding voice that was not her own.

Beach Head checked
himself for injuries, but his hands encountered things that should
definitely not be there. He ran his hands up and down his body.
Only it wasn’t his body. Some parts were definitely softer, while
other parts had unusual curves. He brain didn’t want to comprehend
what must be happening.

Lady Jaye pushed up on
the rubble covering her, and for some reason found that she more
powerful than normal. She got out from under the rubble and yelled
for Beach Head again.

The ranger was certain
now that he heard his own voice calling for him. He walked around
the large pile of brick and broken concrete, and stopped short.
Rising from the rubble was…himself.

Lady Jaye turned around
to find Beach Head and stopped, staring at what appeared to be an
exact duplicate of herself standing a short way from her.

“What the
Hell…?” they said in unison.

They spent a few
moments simply looking at each other, unable to believe what they
saw. “We’ve got to be dreaming.” Lady Jaye finally said.

Beach Head reached out
and poked his body in the chest. “This isn’t a dream, it’s a
nightmare!”

“HEY!” Jaye
yelled at him. This is your fault, whatever is going on.

“You’re in my
body…” Beach Head looked down at the feminine form he now
occupied. “This can not be happening.”

Jaye ran her hands down
her flat chest then down to her groin area and felt a slight bulge.
“OH GOD!”

“Don’t touch
that!” Beach Head screamed.

“Why not?”
Jaye yelled back at him. “It’s mine now, she smirked, And
easy to miss anyway.”

They looked up at the
sound of approaching footsteps. Roadblock ran into the room, a look
of relief crossing his features. “Beach, Jaye, you two okay?”

“Yeah,” they
both said together.

Beach Head crossed his
arms over his chest, a habitual gesture that was now extremely
unfamiliar and uncomfortable.

Lady Jaye stood there
with her hands on her hips looking haughtily at Beach Head.

Roadblock looked from
one to the other, noting the looks the pair were throwing at each
other. “You sure you two didn’t get knocked on the heads?”

“If only it were
that simple,” Beach Head replied, clearing his throat. It was
very disconcerting to speak with a woman’s voice.

“Yeah. Let’s just
get the Hell out of here.” Jaye said, feeling really weirded
out to be talking with a man’s voice.

Roadblock cocked his
head. “Why are you two talking so funny?” he asked. “Lady
Jaye, youve got a southern accent…”

“She’s just trying
to get on my nerves, Jaye said and waved her hands
dismissivelysomething Beach Head would never do.

Roadblock shook his
head. “A team is probably on the way to investigate the
explosion. You two should get checked out by Lifeline. Let’s go.”

“No way.”
Jaye said. She was notorious for hating doctors; though Lifeline and
Doc were her friends, she still didn’t like to go see them on a
professional basis.

Beach Head didn’t move
either. Whatever had caused this was still in the lab. He
desperately began digging in the rubble, looking for the machine that
had fallen off the counter. There was no sign of it.

“It’s here
somewhere, Jaye told him. “Try by the counter over there
that’s left standing.

“Damn. Where did
it go?” Beach Head felt a moment of panic, followed by a sharp
pain at the end of a finger. “Shit. I broke a nail.” He
clapped a hand over his mouth. Did he just say that? “We’ve
gotta find that machine.”

Roadblock put a hand on
his shoulder. “Want to tell me what’s going on?”

Lady Jaye went over to
Beach Head and kicked him in the shin. “Be more careful, you
stupid idiot.” She growled, totally ignoring Roadblock.

“Well then don’t
kick yourself!” Beach Head yelled back.

“If you weren’t in
my body I would rip your head off!” Jaye yelled at him.

“WHAT IS GOING
ON?” Roadblock shouted at top volume.

Lady Jaye turned and
looked at Roadblock. “You wouldn’t believe us.”

Beach Head nodded,
feeling the odd sensation of hair moving at the gesture.

He ran a hand through
his now longer locks. “That machine of Cobra’s…It–“

“Switched us.”
Jaye finished.

Roadblock opened his
mouth to reply, but never got the chance. Flint and Gung Ho rushed
into the room, followed by the team of bomb, machine, and toxin
experts. The warrant officer ran to Lady Jaye and placed his hands
on her shoulders. He brushed a smudge of dirt from her face and
looked her over for injuries. “Are you alright?” he asked
with concern.

Beach Head jumped back.
“Get the Hell off of me!”

Lady Jaye looked from
Flint to Beach Head, feeling her anger rise. “I’m over here!”

Flint creased his
brows. “Is that a joke, Beach Head? It’s not very funny.”

Beach Head punched him
in the shoulder and pointed at his body. “THAT is your
girlfriend. I’m Beach Head.” He shook a warning finger under
Flint’s nose. “Don’t even think about touching me. Or her.”

Flint looked completely
lost. He turned toward what appeared to be Beach Head with a
questioning glance.

Jaye grinned and walked
over to Flint and kissed him passionately on the lips. Flint backed
away so quickly he nearly fell to the floor. He wiped his mouth,
eyes wide and confused. “Beach Head! What is wrong with you?”

“I’M NOT BEACH
HEAD! YOU THINK I LIKE SMELLING LIKE A BACKED-UP SEWER ON A 110
DEGREE SUMMER DAY!” Jaye yelled at him.

Beach Head’s low growl
forced the room into silence. “Flint, a machine in this room
did something to us. I am Beach Head, and thats Jaye.
Unfortunately its not a joke.” He gave Lady Jaye a menacing
glare. If you do that again, youll get your body back in
little tiny pieces.

“I’m really Lady
Jaye, Flint.” Jaye said. She felt the sudden urge to scratch
herself and fought to keep it under control.

Beach Head bent and
continued to dig in the rubble. “And the faster we find the
machine, the faster I can get the Hell out of this damn body! God,
how do you manage?”

Jaye turned and looked
at Beach Head. “Watch what you say about my body, you stupid
smelly ape.”

“Smelly? At least
I don’t reek like a flower shop!” He raised a fist, but froze.
A small smile came over his face. “Tell you whatyou stop
with the insults and I’ll do my best not to break anything while I’m
in here.”

Jaye clamped her mouth
shut before she said what she wanted to say. “Deal.”

Mainframe leaned over
toward his companions. “Either they’re telling the truth, or
there is a serious gas leak in this room.”

Short Fuze looked
around in fear. “You don’t think it could happen to us?”

That would be kinda
cool, Airtight said, taking out a small radiometer from his
pocket.

“At least someone
believes us.” Jaye said. “How about you try switching
bodies with Shipwreck, Jaye shot at Airtight.

The man grinned. No,
thanks. I think Ill stick with the body Ive got. He does have
a nice head of hair, though, he muttered, moving around the room.

Mainframe shook his
head. “What did this machine look like?” he asked as they
all began pulling at the debris on the floor.

“It looked like a
sub-woofer, Jaye said with a shrug.

After a few minutes of
concentrated digging, Roadblock pulled a mangled box out of the
rubble. “Is this it?” he asked. One side of the box was
smashed in, and several components looked to be missing completely.

“That was
it,” Beach Head sighed.

Mainframe took the box.
“I might be able to fix it,” he said. “In a few
days, anyway.”

“Diabhal!”
Jaye cursed in Gaelic. “A few days! Please tell me youre
kidding?”

“Nope. The main
pieces are here, but I need to rewire it and maybe rework it a bit.”
Mainframe looked around the room. “Better pack it all up, just
in case.”

Beach Head swore.
“This can’t get any worse.” Then he realized it could. He
turned to Lady Jaye. “I’ve gotta pee,” he told her.

“Dmanu!”
Jaye cursed again.