GI JOE Porn Story: Mr World – Chapter 8

GI
Joe

Chapter
8

“Change
of Plans”

I
don’t own GI JOE at all. Don’t sue the closest thing I have in my
pocket right now is lint.

Hattie:
Well this is going to be an interesting week?

BeachHead:
No I’m not, why couldn’t I have gotten martial arts like Lowlight ?

Hattie:
Every Mr. World is going to have something that is going to make them
stand out. There is a chance that more than 50 of guys there will be
performing martial arts routines. Granted martial arts is something
creative but in order to survive in the compassion you need that
spark. Something that you do not see the “average” guy
involved in.

BeachHead:
How does twirling around a pole account for the “creativity”
in the freaking stupid contest?

Hate:
You be surprised what would impress the judges

BeachHead:Okay
other than stripping would there be possibly a chance for me to
display my creative talents of training on stage?

Hattie:
No.

BeachHead:
Damn.

Hattie:
Think of it this way. The sooner you complete this the sooner you get
to leave, and torture your squad again.

Beach
Head: Is that supposed to be an incentive?

Hattie:
Make of it what you want, you got dealt an interesting card. Okay
lets get started shall we.

In
the conference room back at the Pit there was a completely different
atmosphere for the soldiers. Hawk wore a very grave face as he
delivered bad news to the people in his company.

Hawk:
Alright heres the new Intel that I received just a while ago from the
Secret Service. Apparently Cobra has managed to infiltrate the
ceremonies despite every security measure that has been put into
place.

Scarlett:
meaning…

Hawk:
Cobra does have contestants in the Mr. World Competition. Snuffing
them out without creating a Multi National incident will be a
difficult task. Also there are suspicions that one of the judges
might be in the cahoots with Cobra.

Lady
Jaye: Well can’t one of the judges be removed from the paneling for
these suspicions. Or better yet her period?

Hawk:
Unfortunately we don’t want an international incident as it is. At
this rate it was a miracle that we even managed to get six joes in
the competition at all.

Lady
Jaye: So basically watch our steps as we go.

HawK:
You hit it Jaye. Oh and as for the item that was broken a couple of
days ago have better fix it or you will look forward to being buried
six feet under. Understood?

Leather
Neck: Don’t worry it will be fixed before he comes back.

Hawk:
Ok enough of that. Now Flint whose in the lead for this training
thing?

Flint:Everyone
is doing fine in fact.

At
Cobra headquarters…

Cobra:
How is our progress on the assassination plan.

Baroness:
Everything is ready. our trainee is going through practice sessions
as we speak. There is no way that GI JOE can detect us from
assassinating the daughter.

Cobra:
Excellent Baroness. Well then all are dismissed…

A
single voice reigned from the crowd of followers and objected to the
idea that Cobra Commander had. Xamot gave his opinion all right,
while his twin Tomax was trying to hush his brother before his foul
mouth sent both to the grave.

Cobra
Commander: No Tomax let me hear what your brother has to say, after
all no subject is taboo to me at all. Go ahead Xamot go on and speak.

Xamot:
Cobra commander this plan has been viewed to be one of the dumbest
plot I have ever heard in my entire career here!

Tomax:
Okay there goes my promotion and the company car.

Xamot:
Cobra Commander now would be the time to strike the Joes while their
too busy taking the priority of protecting the presidents daughter.
They have consistently ruined our plans, and now would be good time
to strike them when they least expect it.

Cobra
Commander: Xamot dear Xamot why must you question my authority at the
moment when everything is going to plan. Its to our advantage that
Cobra manages to get to assassinate the daughter of the US and at the
same time maintain a good distance from the incident at all. Do you
not see this at all.

Tomax:
(whispering): Please dear God tell him to say yes

Xamot:
No! I really don’t see the point. All of your plans and schemes
have failed miserably time and time again. Because YOU specifically
let GI Joe gain the upper hand in almost every single one of Cobra’s
plans.

Baroness
shifted in her seat toward Destro and whispered. Cobra commander
could only somehow remain calm throughout every single insult and
offense that was thrown at him by Xamot. He played with the opal
stone that he held in his grasp, lost in its beauty for only mere
moments, and tuned out Xamot at the same time. Then an idea struck
one that would make sure the plan would be a total success for not
only for himself, but for Cobra as whole. Something that would ensure
the plan would go through as planned.

Cobra
Commander: ENOUGH YOU INSOLENT FOOL!

Xamot
seized on what would be the brink of his next tirade. He stood ready
to go into his next tirade one that would have had the entire base
divided on the issue for a good month.

Cobra
Commander: If your opinion is for a fact that the missions are
constantly going wrong for bad leadership then fine. I am open to
your strong opinions, and willing to take criticism on my part and
anybody else’s. However GI Joe bottom line is the chief enemy that we
must defeat in this mission, not to mention kill that pain in the ass
…

Baroness:
You mean the president’s daughter right?

Cobra
Commander: Yeah that one. Getting back to the subject at hand, it is
a matter of leadership in all cases that leads to whether or not the
people are going to succeed. And since you think my leadership is one
that is to questioned for the completion of this mission. In order to
make sure that that this mission goes through to being completed I am
going to place you personally in charge of this mission just so that
it can be finished successfully.

Xamot:
Really ?

Cobra
Commander: I should say so you deserve it to the tee.

Xamot:
I accept.

Destro:
( whispering) You know there is going to be a huge catch to that , I
hope he realizes that.

Tomax:
Knowing my brother probably not, He’s a jackass, he will never
listen.

Cobra
Commander: My dear Xamot I am so confident of your abilities that I
am going to place you in the most fore front leading position as…

Xamot:
Yes

Cobra
Commander: Mr. Croatia

Xamot:
What ?

Cobra
Commander: It is a way of ensuring that the mission will be a
complete success, and if it is not Xamot it will be your head
literally. Understand?

Xamot:
What you tricked me! Why you snake eating…

Cobra
Commander: Take him away to be prepared as an contestant for the
competition.

Xamot:
you can do this too me! YOU BASTARD! I’ll I’ll

Cobra
Commander: yeah yeah I know the bit I know that you will have
vengeance etc. etc. yeah tell me something I don’t know.

Xamot:
Grrrrrrrr, keep talking ugly cause when I get through with you you’ll
need to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get a dog to play
with you.

Cobra
Commander: Since your in a beauty competition, Baroness make sure
that he actually gets a face that people won’t cringe when they look
at him.

Guard
1: Oh no he didn’t.

Cobra
Commander: I went there and then some .

Destro:
Guards escort Xamot to is prison cell!

Leather
Neck and Wet Suit stood behind Mainframe searching web sites for the
item in question that they broke. It turns out with a lot of bribing
and puppy eyes they managed to get mainframe involved in their little
search for the replacement for Beach Head which wasn’t going to well
at all. Every single duplicate as it turns out wasn’t an genuine
enough for Beach Head’s tastes. They scoured the far reaches of the
Internet in search for the broken object in question looking and even
in some cases calling to find out that it was cracked or was missing
a piece.

Mainframe:
I don’t you two really messed up this time. You better hope that
Beach Head never finds out about this at all. It can mean easily a
year’s worth of PT for the both of you for 12 hours a day seven days
a week.

Leather
Neck: Don’t worry there always has to be hope even for the both of
us.

Mainframe:
Keep telling yourselves that over and over again.

Wet
suit: Are you sure its not the right one? Positive? Yeah thanks bye.

Leather
Neck: Any luck?

Wet
Suit: We are going to have our asses handed to us by Wayne when he
gets back.

Mainframe:
Look you guys are going to have at least 12 more days until the
competition. That should be plenty of time to get right with God and
prepare yourselves to face Wayne.

Baroness
stood over Xamot as the wax and ectroloysis machines were being
prepared on the table next to him. The surgeons were taking
measurements of his head and torso to see precisely how much was
needed in the case of the waxing. Xamot could only sit back and
recently remember the conversation with the guard about how he got
himself into the situation that he was in at the moment.

While
incarcerated Xamot paced back and forth like a caged panther. He was
still in shock and disbelief that cobra commander had the nerve and
audacity to talk to him in that manner and on top of it imprison him.
He could only come to a slow pace and eventually stop because he
wanted to preserve energy for a struggle to be taken out of the jail
cell.

Xamot:
When I get out of here!

Guard:
Shut your freaking pie hole!

Xamot:
You cant talk to me that way!

Guard:
I just did bitch, why do you think that you ended up in here in the
first place. You questioned the bosses order and made a complete
jackass out of yourself.

Xamot:
Because his leadership is is …

Guard:
Failing miserably through your eyes…

Xamot
: Yes…

Guard:
Look you got yourself into this mess and now You will have to learn
how to deal with the consequences okay. I know that it will not be
that easy at all with the next six or seven days that you will be in
this beauty competition. Hey you get a shit load of clothes and what
not for free right? So if I were you I would take this opportunity of
a lifetime, who knows you might like it.

Xamot:
I have never thought of it like that, hey your trying to trick me
into going along with their plans.

Guard:
Hey as far as i am concerned you brought this upon yourself
understand?

Xamot:
OOOOO yes I understand now hahahahahahahahhaaha

Guard:
Okay yeah you might want to cut out the evil laugh , because well its
really sort of stupid. Its not as imposing as your brother’s .

Xamot:
Oh, well then how can I make it sound more intimidating.

Guard:
Well for one thing get rid of that spandex eighties attire…

Well
I am freaking exhausted after this semester. Still deciding what to
do with the rest of my life so far, and its freaking stressing me
out. Okay what next can be in store for our contestants?
Mawhahahahahahaha ha ! Now its time for me to do some reading
goodnight.