GI JOE Porn Story: Mr World – Chapter 6

” The Dance “

” Chapter 6″

Disclaimer: I do not own GI JOE period. I am a college student that is bent on losing weight for this stupid costume.

Jovi: Shipwreck, good job boy. Shake that thing

Shane: A very good job indeed. Low Light and Beach Head come out of your shells just for once in your life. Come on it’d will be fun.

Beach Head: Not when all of them are here. I ‘d die from freaking embarrassment. Besides I have two left feet !

Low Light: I am not prancing around like some damn butterfly.

Jovi: You never know until you try.

Shane: You know what well give you two; dance lessons; one with Shane and One with me.

Beach Head : Do we have a choice?

Jovi : Ummmmmmmm No unless …

Beach Head: What ?

Jovi: You would not do it …

Beach Head: Your jedi mind trick doesn’t work with me because I am too…

Jovi: Straight

Spirit: Smellier than bbq’s “last” recipe.

Beach Head: Its called being manly.

Spirit: Its called frightening away sasquatch.

Jovi: Where’d you come from? Your supposed to be in talent training with Duke.
Spirit: I am on my five minute break.

Jovi: Whatever you define that horrendous smell to be , in which case you will have to lose of course that pungent odor you insist on keeping; for the competition.

Beach Head: I would rather be shaved bald , than lose my smell.

Shane: You know both can be arranged easily.

Meanwhile back at the base….

Hawk: What the HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!!!!

Leather Neck: As soon as he gets back; he won’t notice that we pulled the ole switch on him.

Lifeline: What is going on and why is everyone screaming… OH MARY MOTHER OF HOOD WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!!

Wet Suit : It was by accident. We didn’t mean it at all.

Leather Neck: Lifeline aren’t you supposed to keep cool during this type of situation.

Lifeline: THIS SHIT IS OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!!!! Peace!!!!!! This cat is out this bitch.

Wet Suit: Your blowing this way out of proportion.

Hawk: Lets see what he does to you when he returns.

At the dance studio its still the first day and the contestants are having a hard time adopting to the dance number.

Shane: all right there must surely get a way for you to get past this left foot thing.

Beach Head: Oh it can’t be that bad it was the in thing in high school.

Shane: But now it looks like you having a seizure, and a couple of beers while at it.

Shane: Well YOU were selected just based on your skills in combat and infantry. Three is not to mention your outstanding record of bravery from your fellow joes.

Beach Head: Well of course

Shane: The fact that well ya know, nah never mind

Beach Head: OH No your not making me fall for that!!!

Shane: For what , I mean I am just pointing out that you can dish it out that but you can’t take it.

Beach Head: Yeah as sure as God lives that I can take it .

Shane : Yeah right and when cows fly and sing I feel pretty. Regardless you are doing it no matter what.

Beach Head: When do we start?

Shane : Follow me

Beach Head: This will never end will it ?

Shane: You bet your rocky mountain oysters

Beach Head: I least I have a pair of…

Shane: Listen to me since I am more off course than Brittany Spear’s imaginary career ,then as far as I am concerned I do have a sex life

Beach Head: Sex has nothing to do with this at all.

Shane : You took it to that level honey okayyyy now lets get that ass a shakin’.

Shake it like a saltshaker!!!

Meanwhile…

Wet Suit: Do you think that we can put it back together.

Leather Neck: I do know lets see if we can take this to Covergirl or may even jinx

Wet Suit: yeah I mean we can say it ours ,right?

Covergirl: OH NO I AM NOT IMPLICATING MYSELF. THERES NO WAY THAT I AM TOUCHING THAT THING AT ALL. YOU’LL MEET DEATH AS SOON AS HE COMES BACK.

Leatherneck: oh come on Covergirl you have to help us. I admit we’re jackasses but that’s no reason NOT to help out a couple friends.

Covergirl: Sorry I don’t help morons. You got yourself into this mess now you get yourself outta it. Pronto!!

Wet suit: Awwww come on

Covergirl: NO!!!!!!!! Now out I need to finish something.

Meanwhile at the base all was quiet and peaceful. It was so quiet people can hear a pin drop. However not was all conformity for across the complex away from the sleeping quarters two trainers along with two joes were working hard and feverishly on dance routines.

Jovi: finally we’re making some progress.

Shane: Your telling me it was a first hard, but they have made significant improvement

Low Light: (panting) This looked so easy to do on TV.

Beach Head: I am to freaking tired poop to poop

Low Light: WHAT the INFAMOUS BEACH HEAD throw in the towel? He is tired too much to go on?

Beach Head: Hey my feet need a damn break from ballet, hip shaking…

Jovi: break dancing.

Low Light : BS and you know it.

Shane: Okay ladies go turn in for the night.

Jovi: Tomorrow we work on talent !!!

Low Light: I shoot things if that’s any help

Jovi: yeah basically anybody in the branches of the armed forces shoots things

Low Light :From a long distance ?

Jovi: Yeah Well work on talent tomorrow in the meantime bedtime.

Beach Head was already gone as it was the only three of them left in the room. The lights were flickered off for the night. All except for one were met with satisfying dreams of teddy bears, plush toys, and dancing pies.

Duke : Its pretty bad isn’t it

Hawk: Conformation on that its just a disaster , How could those two especially foul things up.

Duke: Can it be fixed ?

Hawk: without Roadblock here there is no possible way of fixing the problem period

Duke: So your just going to let him go through this and let it run its course ?

Hawk: Yes I am going to have to let it run its course

Duke: So we even have the financial backing for that kind of project

Hawk: How could they’ve have just carelessly done that with no remorse at all.

Duke: This could really be an end to GI Joe as we know it, I knew I knew I should have retired last year.

Hawk: All right over and out, and is that what I think it is ?

Duke: No I only use it for practice

Hawk: Some practice

Duke: Your telling me

Hawk: Over and out.

Duke: Why did they? How did they break one of the most important things that came into GI Joe’s existence. OOOOOOOOO a Reese’s bar ! Its been soooooooo long !!!!

Next up talent!!!! Can the guys gain any in time for the deadline? Will the boys be to prevent a disaster of biblical proportions ever from happening. Will the Reese’s bar not go to duke’s thighs all read the next episode and review this one until next time hehe! I had writers block for a while and no Internet access which just sucks completely.