GI JOE Porno Story: Mr World Chapter Nine

Chapter
Nine

GI
Joe

Phase
one for Duke : The wax

Disclaimer: I do not own GI Joe whatsoever, and i am a broke college student. The only thing that you would get is pocket lint.

It
was quiet on the top secret base, and all was natural, all was calm
,and tranquil. In a clandestine room two trainers tracked their
students progress. Folders and papers were everywhere, and they
were going over vigorously what could be used, and what was forbidden
in the competition. They had been up for hours studying this brand
new material to enhance their students positions in the competition.
Their was nothing wrong with that, but in order for them to keep
security measures around the presidents daughter, things had to be
compromised. Jovi turned to the computer screen for a break from the
astronomical mass of folders that were piled upon the oak table. Jovi
taped a few keys to bring up the file of every candidate here in
preparation for the pageant.

Shane:
Well who do we take first to get this thing done and over with? Or
should we have a fashion expert go with them for an afternoon of
shopping?

Jovi:
Well I dont know about you, but I think that some of them need to
undergo make overs first, like makeup and hair and the trade secrets
thing. Plus I think that we should even appoint a coach for everyone
of them to give them pointers on the contest and help them through
it.

Shane:
You know that is a good idea, someone that they can go to, and talk
about their insecurities and what not. Someone that they can report
to and go talk out issues. As we know that their are really bitchy
and cruel people that we know in this business.

Jovi:
Dear God Robert Jenner is participating in the competition. He is
representing England in the competition.

Shane:
That bastard is going to be the one to beat. Wait… Can he be
suspected of working with Cobra?

Jovi:
As far as interpol is concerned, he is in the clear.

Shane:
Dammit.

Jovi:
Oh well you win some, and you lose some.

Shane:
On the upside actually I came up with a little selection program for
the makeovers, and the results are…

He
constantly struggled hoping by some chance that the guards; would at
some point get tired of carrying him. But to no avail he was stripped
and strapped down to the stainless steel table. Xamot glared
definitely at Cobra commander , who, just stared at person at hand.
High heeled footsteps caught his attention, and he thought the
baroness was walking towards him. Low and behold it was a man in a
lab coat. He had the latest in valentino frames and a disturbing
perky appearance. He automatically studied Xamot in order to prepare
for the necessary augmentations that would be required to take the
contest and cajole the presidents daughter to fall for him.

Xamot:
You sick bastard! Ill get you for this…

Cobra
Commander: Oh DOC dont you think that he could use some of those
scotoal implants? And not to mention a liquid injection or too? Its
ah looking a minute from this angle.

Doctor:
As a matter of fact yes, and a lot of botox in his face. Scratch that
he needs face lift and botox. Damn I havent seen wrinkles like
those since I did Joan rivers… ( His shoulders shook)Ewww bad
memories. Okay how bout an ass lift as well?

Xamot:
What no, my ass is perfectly fine.

Baroness:
Okay yeah ummm keep telling yourself that. He needs a least a six
inch lift, cause that thing is sagging more than…

Destro:
Okay moving on, I recommend how do you say a skintone would be nice,
and a six pack.

Xamot:
Im not that pasty!

Destro:
Well from under this light you are, and lets get some lip for those
thunder thighs.

Xamot: What? How dare you ! Thats my best feature!

Doc:
Sure if you count all that cellulite. Staff prep him for surgery.

Xamot:
Brother help where are you brother!

Tomax:
Certainly not saving your ass.

The
table ran parallel to the floor and was about a good three feet off
the ground. Harsh bright light illumanted from the sheer bright lamps
from above, and shone brightly onto the unwilling patient. He
struggled against the bounds that held him, and to no avail he could
not get loose.

Doctor:
Mindbender pass me that scalpel, I must make him into a
masterpiece! Nurses sedate him and now!

Nurse:
Yes doctor!

Xamot:
Wait where is the antheisologist?(AN: the person that stands beside
the table monitoring the amount of sedative you take for surgery)

Nurse:
Well its called budget cuts, hold still.

Xamot:
Tomax where the hell are you! Your supposed to help me!

Tomax:
Yeah key word, supposed. Helping you requires effort, and
that’s something that I am too lazy to do.

Mindbender:
This is payback for all the things that you have pulled with me and
my cat… Mr. Winkles this is for you!

Xamot:
You migh…

DOC:
Yes we know we will break you body not your mind routine, now unless
you dont shut up well show you Little Women the extended
version.

Silence
was achieve from the patient, and was kept as the scalpel was put
through his flesh.

Shane
sat up and stared at the time, and the amount of days that were
required for training. It has already been 6 days since the mission
started. Fashion and makeup havent even been touched yet. As he
imagined it, it would come down to the wire. .

Jovi:
Well which one should be done with their training today?

Shane
looked over the laptop carefully and assessed that Duke was complete
with the talent training for the pageant Mwhahahahaha… Ha our first
victim.

Jovi:
Handsome boy gets to go first eh? Hair, clothes, or the works?

Shane:
The works, naturally .Its the only way to go for these boys.

Jovi:
Speaking from a materialistic, snobbish, conceited perspective, yeah
they dont stand a chance. We want to be noticed and standout from
the rest in the Pageant

Jovi:
All right lets get to work shall we.

Duke stood behind the duo, as they rode down the
corridor in the elevator. Finally they came to halt and the doors
part only to reveal a huge group of people dressed in lab coats.
Jovi and Shane jogged to meet to what seemed to be the head of the
group.

Misha: Well then its about time that you showed with
the subject. Oh and hello over there. I am the head cosmetics /
fashion specialist. I am sure Jovi and Shane have mentioned my work
to you.

Shane:
Moving on, give him the works, and were in a rush as well. He should
be easy.

Misha:
On the surface he might look handsome, and but underneath those
clothes I dont know.

Duke:
Hey I am not that bad looking. And Mam why are you swathing me
with a cotton ball?

Lyoko:
Well I am taking your sweat to make a special cologne that will work
for you and only for you. It should be done in three days time.

Misha:
Shane and Jovi what is the deadline on this one?

Shane:
Well with shopping and selection of products I would say 48 hours at
most. Were just going to send one after the other for you.

Jovi:
Just make him into the model man , except better and hairless down
there.

Duke:
What!

Shane:
Gotta go, see ya babe. Remember this is for your ummm we
hold dear and near in our hearts.

Misha:
Okay just so I know we have the right one, your name is Duke, sparing
all the details. And you are the 2nd in command of GI Joe. I am head
of my own personal army and unit of cosmetic specialists will make
you look like Brad Pitt except a whole lot cuter . Now strip commando
we need to get a couple of photos to access the situation.

Duke:
These arent going online are they?

Misha:
Stop hesitating and lets gets this show on the road. Go behind that
screen, and that’s where the photographer will be waiting.

Duke:
Dear God thou art in heaven please let me forget about this
emotionally scarring day.

Photographer:
Please sir turn around so that we can get good profile. Thank you,
and guys turn up the heat in the room its a little chilly in here.
Yeah that’s right give it to me

Duke:
Ok..ay

Photographer:
Work with it, think of it as a chance for you to fool around for a
while.

Duke:
Grrrrrr, This is freaking embarrassing.

Photographer:
Oh honey work it for me, You wouldnt let your team members know
that you pussed out on me.

Duke
posed and the camera flashed.

Photographer:
Now were getting somewhere!

Misha:
Versace or Valentino, I am leaning toward Valentino myself, because I
think this red would bring out his eyes more. What is your opinion
Sabrina?

Sabrina:
Yeah but it cant be too bright or too dark, we dont want him to
look pasty. Speaking of pasty which part of the process is he in
right now?

Rei:
Well maam he is only in stage one so far Waxing from the upper
body.

Duke:
So you do this often?

Hair
Waxer: Yeah, okay put this in your mouth. And dont be nervous.
This part should be will be more painful for you than it is for me.

Duke:
Your not going to sever something… Are you seriously?

Hair
Waxer: Hey the only thing that your going to encounter from me is
pain and more pain. No shut up and hold still.

The object was unceremoniously placed in Dukes mouth.
She then got him into position, and from the looks of it he didnt
have a lot of back hair. She was glad for it, because it cut time in
half for her. All right here we go, and three two and …

DUKE:
MHMHMMHMHMHM

He
tried alleviate the area by rubbing it, but she smacked his hand
away. Finally she decided that she would handcuff his arms to either
side of the chair legs. He struggled for a while, but it was
pointless and so he prepared himself to sit through more torture.

Hair
Waxer: You ready?

Duke
muffled yeah and tensed up as the wax was quickly ripped across his
back.

Hair
Waxed: Dont worry a mere 2 more to go I swear, that of course is
on your back. Your bikini lines, legs, and anal bleaching is
completely another story.

Duke:
What! OUCH! That one freaking hurt, and that was the second to
last one right.

Hair
removal: Yes relax that’s right its the next to last one.

Duke:
Okay, let me get …OUCH!

Hair
Waxer: Now moving on to that bikini line…

Back
on Cobra Island an different type of make up was taking one of the
cosmetic sorts. After twenty minutes of screaming and struggling, the
doctor had finally decided to give Xamot lots of morphine and not
allow him to suffer through the surgery. Cobra Commander had left a
long time ago to get some rest for the upcoming battle with GI Joe.
The Doctor has officially worked for what seemed like several days.
Doing all the recommendations that were suggested were slowly taking
its toll on him. He has not worked for three days straight before,
and the new crew that they had just sent in had at least worked for
36 hours straight. He only had one last thing to do though and that
was commonly know as a nose job.

Baroness:
Well the DOC reports that he has only one thing left to do and that
is a nose job. That’s it. Anything else that I should alert him
about?

Cobra
Commander: No there is not. This is a Pageant not Miss Universe. Now
how is the Presidents daughter coming along?

Baroness:
She should be on her way to the hotel at this very moment. The
competition is in another 5 days. How is he going to be healed up by
then.

Cobra
Commander: Well apply the Regeneration Ray that will heal his
swelling and bruises from this surgery in a matter of minutes. Hell
still feel the pain yes, but no trace of surgery will be there.

Baroness:
Well finally take care of that sniveling little bastard for once and
for all.

Whew,
remember to vote. Look at my profile to vote and send the e-mail. Now
acknowledgments.

Allison,
Storm O, scarlett phoenix,Emily, Covergirl, slayne, Kat, Rogue Doll,
skye, I Estel vinta amarbarenna lomeo O Duath, trecebo, and Lady
Sienna. Thank you very much for all the comments that helped me
strive on in writing this story.

Chappie Nine Woot is finally finshed yay!