GI JOE Pornography Story: Mr World – Chapter Four

Chapter 4

Disclaimer:I do not own GI JOE period. I am not a rich college student.

” The meeting”

Hawk: All right lets get down to business shall we? You all were selected for this mission based for the high skills and profeintcy in GI JOE. We selected based on over qualifying skills and traits that each of you possess to some degree. We selected all six of you based on the achivement and your record of successfully completed missions ever in GI JOE.

Roadblock: Ok then why is Shipwreck here ?

Low Light : Good question.

Hawk : everybody has something to contribute will serving in GI JOE. Now all of you have first priority of being protecting the president’s daughter from danger.

Duke: Funny danger seems to follow her instead.

Shipwreck: yeah it does , doesn;t it.

Low light : So are we in charge of running the mission?

Hawk: Not quite, but at all times you will be considered essential personel. You will have access to all inforamtion at all times, and will be given the job of snuffing out the mole in contest.

Duke: Meaning ?

Scarlett: you boys were selected because we actually think you have what it take for a person to be in a beauty contest.

Shipwreck: I knew you would pick me. I wam just irrestibale, aren’t I. I knew you ladies couldn’t resist my charms.

Beach Head : BEAUTY CONTEST! I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR A BEAUTY CONTEST! I AM IN CHARGE OF SOLIDERGING.

Crimson: No, Shipwreck we can resist your charms, but not Beach Heads smell.

Beach Head : What the HELL did you…

Crimson: Its the truth man. You stink to the high heaven. Maybe an flamboyant guy goes for that, but sure as heaven Women don’t.

Beach Head: I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL IF I LIVE THROUGH THIS!

Covergirl: We feel as though you had the skills equipped to be on this mission. I hope its not to difficult for you Beach Head. After all its only a contest that you will have to put a show on for. That should not be so freaking hard for you.

HawK: Atten Hut

Everyone: Yes sir

Hawk: Now that I have your attention men, you will proceed down the to the airstrip , and fly out to a undisclosed location with your fellow Joes and recieve training for the contest.

Crimson: Sir permission to speak

Hawk: Granted.

Crimson: Is it technically a pageant ?

Hawk: Does that reallllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy matter ?

Crimson: Absolutely Not but I asked it just to be a pain in the ass.

Low Light: Do we REALLY have to put on makeup and do the song / dance ?

Hawk: Yes

Lady Jaye: So when do we leave?

Hawk: Right now . Dismissed !

All right voting will begin to take place for which character should win the entire contest.