GI JOE Porn Story: Mr World – Chapter 5

GI JOE Porn Story: Mr World – Chapter 5

” The Walk and Dance Number “

I Know heres the deal I DO NOT OWN GI Joe period. I do not own any of the song lyrics presented in this fanfic period.

DAY ONE

Covergirl: Good luck guys.

Duke: Hey where are you guys going .

Scarlett: To go help set up detail for the pageant. Did you think that we were seriously going to hang around you guys for the next two weeks?

Roadblock: yes , yes we did. We have no idea what the hell were doing in a beauty contest.

Crimson: Oh you guys will be fine. Don’t worry they will just poke and prode you thats all. I mean it doesn’t really sound that bad..

Then a man in a gray slacks and unbuttoned red silk shirt with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows bursted through the door. It stratled the Joes abit, but due to experience they calmed easily. His hair was a baby blue color and his eyes were the darkest chocolate brown. They had shined with determination and intelligence. Then another man walked into the room, and he had purple cornrolls. He stood about 5’6″, and began to look over his new students.

Shane: Hello I am Shane your new instructor for your pageant, and this is my partner Jovi.

Jovi: Hello everyone !!!

Roadblock : United States Special Forces Unit GI JOE here to recieve training for the contest. Where do we begin.

Shane: Oh honey don’t worry I read all of your dossie’. And let me say I am impressed by your unit tremendously.

Beach Head: Of course you would be since I trained them.

Jovi: You must the hardass Wayne Sneeden that I have heard so much about.

Beach Head: Damn straight

Jovi: Then you in the black you must be Low Light

Low Light : Yes sir

Shane: You must be the handsome boy Duke.

Duke: Ummm yeah, are you …

Shane : Hell yeah , and I wouldn’t be any other way. Of course I will always remain professional. Besides I have a boyfriend already that put all of you to shame.

Jovi: And you must be Roadblock the infamous cook. Am I right honey?

Roadblock: That you are.

Jovi: Ooooooo I love Navy Men .

Shipwreck: Hey I don’t roll that way.

Jovi: I just said I loved them, that didn’t mean you particulary.

Shipwreck: I don’t know whether to be insulted or relieved.

Shane: All right and last but not least Spirit . Oh boy you looking fine.

Spirit: Thanks … I think.

Shane: Now all into the building we go. We shall begin the Walk today.

Roadblock: Wait there is a walk in the beauty contest?

Shane: yes there is. Now you shall have to make it look like you are gliding/struting across the room.

Duke: The what who what?

Shane demonstrated the ancient walk used by women for courting. By placing the right foot in front of the left, and make it look as though you are gliding across the water. It takes a week to master, but unfortunately have only one day to do it in.

Shane: All right Spirit you first. Very good a little shaky, but you can be corrected. NEXT!!!!

Shipwreck walked the “manly” way. The arms were a swinging all about the walk. Shane and Jovi looked with disapproving faces. The male stride that he had done was absoulutely horrid.

Jovi: No

Shipwreck: What do you mean no. This is the absolute best that impresses the ladies.

Jovi: Well I have seen your track record of escorting yourself, and believe it or not Godwilling you will learn something from this course in dating.

Shipwreck: I need no lesson in dating its just that …

Jovi: Its just that you haven’t been able to find a date period for the past 15 months. Talk about sexual frustration and tension.

Shipwreck: HEY YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jovi: I’m not , I am just stating the facts. Its not gossip if its true isn’t it. Now do as I say or otherwise I will be on your ass for the next two weeks. And stop taking it out of context you pervert.

Shipwreck: All right.

Shipwreck had to be shown the walk servral times but eventrually had gotten it down successfully. Duke as always was the perfectionist. He managed to get it right on the first try. However as for Beach Head and Low Light those two couldn’t tell left from right.

Low Light: Step the right foot out toward your right or is my left foot toward your right?

Shane: Its the right foot toward my left, because its the left foot toward my right. Right?

Jovi: It think its left and left, then right and right. No Beach Head wait yes you almost got it. Now make it look like what they used to do back in France.

Roadblock: Like this ?

Jovi: Correct , just like that.

Beach Head: Grrrrr

Jovi: Oh stop you be gorgoeous once we get done with you, and even have a better scent

Low Light: Finally I don’t know how long I can stand around him one more minute especailly with that smell.

Beach Head : Hey its called natural manly colonge .

Jovi: Okay calm down the both of you before I really teach you a lesson.

Low Light : I’ll be good

Jovi: damn

Low Light :( sarcastically) Since when does wearing natural colonge count as rivaling Big foot?

Duke: I didn’t know you can even act sacrastic , or even know the personality trait for it.

Spirit: Wow he is human !!!!!!

Shipwreck: What he’s not a robot ?

Low Light : yes I am freaking human being.

Beach Head : Couldn’t tell.

Jovi: Okay next number that we will be teaching you will be the dance routine.

Shipwreck: The what’s it called now?

Jovi: The dance routine, duh.

Shipwreck: Haha I knew that

Shane: Whatever. Now lets get this party started. This year the competetion has incorporated the musical style of street and hip hop booty shaking dances into this catergory of talent and the primary introduction dance routines.

Duke: Hip bop who what now?

Shane cut on the famous song which made the thong popular to all the women out there. All watching except for Roadblock and Jovi. Other than that a look of utter and complete shock had cross their faces. Low Lights eyes were about to pop out of their sockets. Beach Head had a look of queiness on his face. Spirit was adjusting to the fact that he had to even do that in FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. Shipwreck was just enjoying the excitment knowing that he can finally be taught to dance for free. Then the horrible moment came as if nothing else was bad enough. The buttocks shook uncontronably up and down. Booty elevator was now in use, and he did it gracefully like a cat. For the finish he pivoted and posed.

Shane: ( Panting) Alright how about that . What do you think about it?

Roadblock: Can I put something on that I can dance to?

Shane: Sure why not lets get a good look in your dancing capabilities.

Stero is loaded with a mysterious disk. Roadblock starts dancing to the famous song which began it all. .

Rapper: I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT NOT LIE

YOU OTHER BROTHAS CAN’T DENY

WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH A ITTY LITTLE WAIST AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG

Like a whole lot because you feel like that butt was stuck

Diggin the jeans she’s wearing I’m hooked and i can’t stop starin

Oh baby I wanna get wit ya

To take ur picture

My homeboyz try to warn me because that butt you got

make me some

OOOOOO rub that smooth skin you want ta get in that biz

well use me use me cause you aint that average groupie

I see her dancin

To hell wit romancing

Beach Head, Low Light and etc could only gape at there fellow comrade shaking it like a salt shaker. Shane and Jovi were heard chanting on in the background, and knew that they really didn’t need to teach him anything. The others could only watch in horror as they knew they had to dance the same routine.

Shane : Go Roadlock its ur birthday Gogogogogoogogogogogogogogogogogogogogo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1Yeah boy shake it like a salt shaker.

Beach Head: I WILL KILL THEM ……

Low Light : Not before I Do first

Shipwreck: Oh come on you two lighten up it will give us a chance to get along in each others presence for once

Duke: Its a mission and we were selected to do this type of thing.

Spirit: More like forced into doing this.

Jovi: Alright boys who is the next victim!!!!!

Shipwreck: I guess that would be me since eveyone else is too scared to do it

Beach Head: Damn straight

Low Light: Not my style.

Jovi: I will be your sytle sooner or later blondie

Low Light : yeah right in your dreams

Jovi: well youur already there hehe.

Low Light: Know what go screw yourself . Wait nevermind. I’ll shut up now

Jovi: Thank you

Roadblock : Why didn’t you guys join in? Hell even shipwreck is doing it.

Duke: Since when did shipwreck actually make sense ?

Roadblock: Good point

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