GI JOE Porn Story: Wishes Chapter 5
Patrick’s Wish:
Patrick is in his rock watching tv Patrick:I’m Bored Guy On Tv:hey You!
Patrick:Huh?
Guy On Tv:Ya You! Do You like Mermaidman and Barnacleboy?
Patrick:Heck Yes!
Guy On TV: Then buy the Official Mermaidman and Barnacleboy season 15 DVD with all 24 epsidoes of season 15,plus outtakes,and more! Only 96 dollars!
Patrick:Oh My Neptune! I need that! But I don’t have that kind of money! I need..a job!
Patrick is at the Bikini Bottom Career Choosing Place
Man:Well I’ve looked at this piece of paper and…
Patrick:What job do i get?
Man:Well, It’s says here you never graduated from high school and you need to graduate from high school to get a job
Patrick:Aw man
Man:Well you could go back to high school
Patrick:Butt I’ve been kicked out of every high school in the ocean!
Man:Too bad!
Later.
Patrick:Wat do you wish for?
SB:Noting I like my life just the way it is