GI JOE Porn Story: Mr World Chapter 3

GI
JOE

Mr.
World

Part three The other contestants

I
do not own GI JOE period. I own crimson.

Lady Jaye: OK how about Snake Eyes?

Scarlett:
Ummmmm no, he would never agree to it .

Lady
Jaye: You are right.

Crimson:
Who is Snake Eyes?

Lady
Jaye: Our hand to hand combat instructor. Believe me Snake Eyes is
good at what he does, and I would rather have him watching my back
than be prancing about in a beauty contest.

Scarlett:
Damn Straight !

Covergirl:
Next!

Jinx:
Duke

Lady
Jaye : I say yes.

Scarlett:
Hell yeah

Crimson:
Yes

Jinx:
Yes

Covergirl:
Yes

Crimson:
That is victim number two.

Lady
Jaye: Holy Shit Shipwreck ?

Jinx
: Hell no !

Covergirl
: I ‘d rather be shot than choose him any day!

Scarlett:
That bastard stole my freaking Victoria Secret collection !

Crimson:
No he didnt !

Scarlett:
Yes he did. Not only did he steal the Victorian secret collection but
he stole the most coveted off all my pieces which I like .

Crimson:
Which is the angel collection right?

Scarlett:
Yeah thats right, how you know?

Crimson:
After he helped me with my baggage to the elevator my collections
mysteriously disappeared. I loved it too. HE SHALL HAVE TO PAY!

Courtney:
Yes he will pay and dearly starting with his playboy magazines he
stowes in the motor pool.

Lady
Jaye : Ladies I would have state a definite No. All right moving…

Crimson:
Yes I vote for him.

Jinx:
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON?

Crimson:
Think about the grueling beauty treatments he’ll have to endure .
Especially the bikini wax, and not too mention his ass. Oh and did I
mention the “male” enhancements hehe.

AN”
You will see “here

Devious
smiles crossed all the girls faces at the thought of there comrade
being stuck in a waxing salon getting the “special treatment”.
Their eyes glazed out a little, and then refocused. There were laughs
all around, and Jinx highlighted off the name slowly.

Covergirl:
Next!

Jinx:
Wet Suit .

ALL
: Next !

Jinx:
Flint

Lady
Jaye: NO ! I don’t need him on his damn high horse, and hell
never get over himself especially if he wins that damn contest.

Crimson:
OK

Covergirl:
NEXT!

Jinx:
Sgt. Slaughter.

Crimson:
I’d give him a chance. I mean really nice guy nice green eyes…

Lady
Jaye: Wait, so hes actually taken off his sunglasses?

Crimson:
Yeah, why.

They
all stared at her in disbelief. The mere thought of the Sgt. Just
taking off sunglasses is just a new concept for them all. Silence
regained for about a good 2 minutes in the room. Until Courtney
shattered it.

Covergirl:
Yeah I can see him in the Mr. World pageant

Scarlett:
Nah I can’t see him.

Crimson:
Why?

Scarlett:
I just can’t see it period. Its very hard visualizing him in the
pageant

Jinx:
I vote we put him in.

Lady
Jaye: Nay the base needs him more than the mission does at the
moment.

Crimson:
Yeah he is a good instructor, and without him two weeks would be all
with Beach Head all the time. For 9 hours each day for the next 2
weeks.

Covergirl:
I change my damn vote, He is not going.

Jinx
: Okay its 3 to 2. He is staying.

Crimson:
Next!

Jinx:
Wild Bill

Scarlett:
Ummm No, Not a fan of the hat or his how do you say it insanity?.

Covergirl:
Yeah, He is not exactly there.

Crimson:
Too much cowboy…

Lady
Jaye: Not necessarily . I mean well he could its just that can you
really expect him to carry himself in such a manner that people will
want to elect him as MR. World.

Jinx:
Okay NEXT!

Crimson:
Slipstream

Meanwhile
it didn’t take long for the rumors to circle around base that six men
were to be chosen for the pageant Guys were literally chatting up a
storm in the rec. room. Correction mostly those men with huge egos.

Wet
Suit: Well I know the fact that they just have to choose me since, I
am the most good looking of the group.

Leather
Neck: Yeah you are good looking when your standing in the dark. .

Wet
Suit: Say that again you…

Wild
Bill: Will you two shut the hell up, Top gun is on, and I can’t hear
the explosions.

Ace:
Well everybody knows logically Duke will be the handpicked first off.

Leather
Neck: You heard me!

Duke:
If anybody needs me ;I’ll be in my office. What the heck did you just
say?

Ace:
Yeah logically from a females perspective you are the one deemed
most attractive male on the base.

Duke:
What do you think that every girl that I come across thinks that I am
attractive? You couldnt be more wrong and mistaken.

Ace:
Thing is hands down you got selected already, and the rest of us are
pretty much competing against each other in this case. You will
always come out on top when it comes to looks.

Shipwreck:
Well I know the girls will pick me, because of my irresistible looks
and charm.

Leather
Neck and Wet Suit: Shipwreck their is no chance in hell you would get
picked!

Wild
Bill: ALL RIGHT THATS IT ! All three of you out now. Take that crap
someplace, and let us at least have some peace tonight.

Leather
Neck: Fine

Shipwreck:
I know that the ladies cant resist my charm at all. After all I do
charm them on a daily basis.

Wet
Suit: Shipwreck: Your using the word charm in other words means
annoyance to them.

Wild
Bill: You made me miss the freaking best part.

Falcon:
Well I just know they must pick…

Wild
Bill: Falcon would you like to be six feet under ?

Falcon:
No why ?

Wild
Bill: Your about to be if you don’t shut the hell up.

Lifeline:
Whomever they choose, they choose period. Its not like anything is on
the line here. Besides beauty is found in the eye of the beholder.
Without substance what is truly beauty?

Wet
Suit : That is why I am the best choice, since I contain substance.

Alpine:
Wet Suit you just let yourself wide open

Officially
its been two days since the meeting of screening the guys for the
beauty contest has began. The ladies have intended to just have break
for an hour until they started watching The Notebook well you
know where romance movies lead. 150 minutes later after crying to a
good ending. AN: yeah I know , I cried to the freaking ending as
well. It was a really good freaking movie. Now sitting in the
makeshift conference center, they discuss their next candidate with
great interest.

Lady
Jaye: WOAH this is just wow, I mean he’s the perfect candidate.

Covergirl:
Crimson your a genius.

Scarlett:
Who ever thought that subjecting him to this would be so much fun.

Crimson: This is some major payback for all that crap he
has done to us hehe. And we can’t exactly not say that we don’t find
him attractive.

Jinx:
Beach Head in a beauty contest. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Oh
Cheese and Crackers can Beach Head even make it past the first
round?

Covergirl:
Good point. Check him off any way just for the hell of it . NEXT!
OH Cheese and Crackers this is fun!

Crimson:
Word Up

Jinx:
Mainframe

Covergirl:
Nah

Lady
Jaye: He is a geek to the heart . He will be comfortable behind the
scenes.

Scarlett:
She’s right. He will be with a computer most of the time.

Crimson:
I agree

Jinx:
Nah. Okay next is Lifeline .

Crimson:
Yes .

Covergirl:
Yes

Scarlett:
Nah he’s too shy, and besides he’s our medic. Without him there is
only Doc left, and I’d have to admit that he is one of the only
insane ones that can act sane in this group. We need him to be
around here

Jinx:
No

Lady
Jaye: No

Jinx:
All right next up is Low Light .

Covergirl:
He doesn’t have what would you call it social skills. Besides he
needs a serious over hall personality wise.

Jinx:
I have to agree with that one.

Lady
Jaye : I have to say …

Crimson:
Wait . Maybe this pageant will make him somewhat more social.

Covergirl:
How would it make him more social again? He barely talks to any of
the guys here. No way he’d never agree to it.

Lady
Jaye : I think she’s right. This is Low Light here the one who
volunteered first to work every holiday ever since he got here. Hell
thats been over the past decade, and he is seriously looking past
even hawks age.

Covergirl:
I don’t know. I think he’d rather bust a cap in his own knee first,
and cut off his arm than participate in the competition.

Jinx:
I think Low Light should definitely go for it. Hell be one of the
best guys that can go without being easily distracted by the contest.
I say yes.

Crimson:
Yes

Covergirl:
No

Lady
Jaye: Yes

Scarlett:
Yes

Jinx:
So another victim to the pageant All right next is Spirit.

Covergirl:
Yes

Lady
Jaye: Definitely

Crimson:
Yes

Jinx
: Yes

Scarlett:
Yes. I can not believe it. Is that all of them?

Lady
Jaye:Yuppers that is all of our current teammates that are not
actually away on missions. Phew five days work done in a four day
period.

Covergirl:
Come on its time to go and see the light. You see by isolating
ourselves for four days, we got five days worth of work done. Do you
think that they missed us?

Crimson:
Probably , since we are the only women on base right, unless one of
them are hiding something.

Jinx:
Wait I think that we should choose a handicap just in case someone
gets sick. Okay who should play handicap for the competition?

Crimson:
How bout lifeline.

Covergirl:
Lifeline, hell be a deer in headlights, and he would freeze up at
a moment notice.

Lady
Jaye: Well there is also Gung Ho.

Jinx:
How bout Torpedo, Stalker, Footloose?

Crimson:
I still pick Lifeline all the way through. Lets face it, he is the
one who is less likely to get pig headed after the entire event.

Covergirl:
Yes for Lifeline

Jinx:
All right yes, as a matter of fact this can get interesting.

Scarlett:
Oh heck yeah.

Lady
Jaye : Yes, all right the offical contestants are going to be Duke,
Roadblock, Shipwreck, Lowlight, Beach Head, Spirit and alas Lifeline
as a handicap.

The
women slowly piled into the elevator, and it descended down to the
main floor. As they walked past the rec. room Wild Bills hoots
could be heard from the room. When taking a right turn down the
hallway people were sticking their heads out of their rooms straining
their hearing to hear at least something from the group. But to no
avail footsteps was all that resounded in the hallway. The small
band finally came in front of Hawks office, knocked on the door.
They heard a muffled yes and walked in.

Hawk:
Good Job ladies. I knew that you had it in you. I know the selection
must have been tedious and I trust your judgment completely. Now lets
see what we have here… Shipwreck!

All:
Yes

Hawk
: Okay if you say so . I will call these six to the conference room,
and tell them to prep for 2 intense weeks of training. And why are
you all smiling ?

Courtney:
nothing, just nothing. Hehehe.

Hawk:
Covergirl is their something I should know?

Courtney:
No everything is fine. Everything is okay. I should get to the motor
pool now and do something.

Hawk:
Dismissed.

Single
file they left the office and departed into different directions to
attend the daily duties assigned to them. Hawk remained still in the
office, and kept on reading the list over and over again. Some of the
choices seemed logical, others him thinking that the ladies were
possibly certifiable.

Hawk:
I do not want to know at all period. Shipwreck of all people to
choose for this.

TBC…