GI JOE Porn Story: Wishes Chapter 5
Patrick’s Wish:
Patrick is in his rock watching tv Patrick:I’m Bored Guy On Tv:hey You!
Patrick:Huh?
Guy On Tv:Ya You! Do You like Mermaidman and Barnacleboy?
Patrick:Heck Yes!
Guy On TV: Then buy the Official Mermaidman and Barnacleboy season 15 DVD with all 24 epsidoes of season 15,plus outtakes,and more! Only 96 dollars!
Patrick:Oh My Neptune! I need that! But I don’t have that kind of money! I need..a job!
Patrick is at the Bikini Bottom Career Choosing Place
Man:Well I’ve looked at this piece of paper and…
Patrick:What job do i get?
Man:Well, It’s says here you never graduated from high school and you need to graduate from high school to get a job
Patrick:Aw man
Man:Well you could go back to high school
Patrick:Butt I’ve been kicked out of every high school in the ocean!
Man:Too bad!
Later.
Patrick:Wat do you wish for?
SB:Noting I like my life just the way it is
Patrick:Cool, I Wish I was back in high school
SB:Why?
Patrick:Well.
One Explanation later
SB:Be careful what you wish for Patrick!
Patrick:It won’t come true,But i wish it did, I was a real stud in high school!
SB:Well Good night!
The Next morning(Or Is It)
Patrick:I hate Mondays
Mom:Patrick time for school!
Patrick:Huh?I don’t go to school
Mom:Of course you do!
Patrick:Weird. How come i look 16?
Mom:Because you are!
Patrick:Oh No! My wish came true Later at school
Patrick:I don’t know what to do Spongebob!
SB:Don’t worry Patrick you’ll find a way back to the you later!
Patrick:Well its not all bad,I was a real stud high school!
Patrick is talknig to a footbal palyer
Patrick:hi
Cut to Patrick in a trash can
Patrick is talking to cheerleader
Patrick:hi
Cut to Patrick in a trash can
Patrick is talking to a nerd
Patrick:hi
Cut to Patrick in a trash can
Patrick:Maybe,I wasn’t the stud I thought I was!
Later that night Patrick is on front lawn staring at the night sky
Patrick:Man,I wish I was back in the present!
Then A shooting Start Appeared
Patrick:Yay!
Poof Now Patrick was with SB once again
Patrick:Yay I’m back! Look A Shooting star! Make a wish
SB:No. I like my life just the way it is
Patrick:Same here
SB:I’m off to work at the Chum Bucket!
Patriick:Huh? You don’t work at the chum bucket!
SB:OF course I Do!
Patrick:What the heck?
End of Patrick’s Wish
Next wish:Plankton’s Wish