GI JOE Porn Story: The Return of Sgt Goodwin Chapter 9

GI JOE Porn Story: The Return of Sgt Goodwin Chapter 9

Chapter 9-And the fun begins

Goodwin smiled as he addressed his friends.

Part of the reason you have all been selected, is your skills. No doubt about it. The other attribute is bravery. Of course, there is a fine line between bravery and just plain being crazy. We may cross that yet.

The old Marine leaned against the podium.

The best way to attack, to gain the upper hand, is always to hit them in a way they would never expect. To do that, sometimes, is to take wild chances. The advantage in what I am suggesting, is that it will save time and if successful will mean that they may never even know we are there. The problem?

Goodwin smiled and looked over his audience carefully. He clicked a button and an aerial view of the Extensive Enterprises building appeared on the view screen. He pointed at the back of the building.

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GI JOE Porn Story: The Return of Sgt Goodwin – Chapter 3

GI JOE Porn Story: The Return of Sgt Goodwin – Chapter 3

In Mid flight later that day

Danny surveyed his surroundings on the plane. Other than a few children who boisterously made their presence known, the flight was fairly silent. Danny had long ago become so accustomed to flying that he generally found a flight intolerably boring, especially after he had just flown home. He had no idea what General Abernathy had in store for him, but it had to be important for Danny to be called away so suddenly. Tearful goodbyes and long flights with only his thoughts for company were a part of his life for the last 28 years. They were a part of his family’s life since World War II. Danny could not remember the first time a Goodwin had been called to war, he was not born until 14 years after his father had come home, but he remembered the second time.

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GI JOE Pornography Story: Family Secrets Chapter Three

GI JOE Pornography Story: Family Secrets Chapter Three

Isabella’s P.O.V.
I wake up to George shaking me, he does this every day at exactly 9:00 A.M. When I try to sit up I get my first surprise of the day, Perry is curled up on my chest and sleeping peacefully. He wakes up when I move, he looks at me and chatters loudly, then walks out of my room. As I take a shower I wonder how he managed to get in, I remember that he is a secret agent and think about the day I found it out. I am trapped in a cage by Vanessa’s father, Perry is standing between me and Doofenshmirts. He is wearing a cute little brown hat and is giving Doofenshmirts a look that would have curdled milk, Doofenshmirts starts talking to Perry as I sit in my cage and think about how I finally get Phineas to notice me then get trapped in a cage where I’ll probably never see him again. Perry jumps up and punches Doofenshmirts in the face, Perry frees me from my cage, then leads me to a hover-jet. He gets in and motions for me to do the same. I turn the water off and step out of the shower. As I get dressed, I wonder why Perry is in my house. As I walk into the kitchen I see George balancing knives on his hands, He throws them to me as I walk in. I catch them out of reflex and tuck them into their sheaths, one behind the sash on my shoulder and one in my wasteband. As I start to eat some Lucky Charms, George walks over to a window and looks at Phineas and Ferb’s house. I look too and see Linda and Lawrence get into their car and drive away, Candace is nowhere to be seen. George points to Buford’s house, I look and see him with a few friends heading for the Flynn-Fletcher household. Phineas and Ferb are looking for something and don’t notice, Buford charges at Phineas and sends him flying into a tree trunk. Phineas slides down it with a groan, touches the back of his head, then gets hit in the face by Buford. Ferb has two people that i haven’t seen before on him while Baljeet is following Buford around like an obedient dog. I set down my uneaten cereal and stand up, then see Perry laying in a doorway. I walk over and pick him up, he chatters excitedly as I stroke his back. Then I follow George over to Phineas’s house, I see Phineas trying to get up and rush over to help. Buford tries to attack me while I am helping Phineas to his feet. George pops out of the shadows, grabs his arm in mid-swing,and throws him into Baljeet. As Phineas gives me a kiss I feel Perry go rigid in my arms, I see Baljeet and Buford pull knives on George, who appears to have only his cane. I try to get to George but Bufords friends block my path, I look down at Perry, who looks up and nods. I give the two the same smile George had given Buford yesterday, they hesitate, so I throw Perry at them. He sinks his spurs into one’s face as the other charges at me with what appears to be a steak knife, I dodge his cut as Baljeet flies by with the marks of his fight with George. I pull out the knife in my waistband and sink it into the foot of the person i’m fighting with. Two more people go after George as Baljeet gets back into the fight, George still has the smile on his face even though four blades are pointing at him, he twists his cane and pulls. A sword comes out of the cane, still gripping the snake’s head, he lunges at Baljeet. But instead of stabbing him, he takes the base of the cane and smashes it into his head, knocking him unconsious. The two that were facing George were looking like they regretted coming, Perry is pounding the the one I threw him at. I have never seen him hit anyone so hard, not even Doofenshmirts had ended up as bad as this guy. The other was trying to dig my knife out of his foot, I take the knife out of my sash and hit him in the temple with it, I pull my blade out of his foot after i’m sure he’s unconsious. Ferb is still fighting two more people and has Phineas protecting his back against another one. I slouch into the shadows and head to where George is, as I do I recall what he told me a few years ago. We are standing in our backyard, we are both holding sticks and getting ready to spar. He wants me to be able to protect myself, as we take a defensive stance he tells me “When you are trying to hide, move slowly to reduce noise. And when you do make noise that alerts them, freeze. Most people confuse speed with stealth, which gets them caught. As I head towards George he allows himself to be backed into the shadows, I step on a stick and it breaks, which causes Buford and his friends to turn around. I dash away from George, hoping they see the movement. They try and catch a sight of me as George seems to melt into the shadows behind them, they turn around to find he’s gone. Thinking he ran, they go for Ferb and Phineas. Two of Bufords friends fall, it is obvious why, one of them has George’s sword sticking out of his back while the other has his own knife in his chest. I’ll never be able to figure out how he does it, I shake my head as he steps out of the shadows that hide him and takes his sword out of the back that it is stuck in. I sneak up behind Buford, jump on his shoulders, and sink my knives into his shoulders. I surprisingly miss anything vital, but now his arms are useless. Buford looks crestfallen as he realizes that his arms are now useless, he calls for his friends and starts to leave. He looks at me, charges at me, and has Perry jump on him from behind. I turn away from an unconsious Phineas in time to grab Perry, who was thrown by Baljeet. Vanessa walks over and sees Ferb fighting with his two opponents. “Phil, Chris! Why are you attacking my boyfriend?” The two boys take a look at Ferb, then at Vanessa, and laugh. She turns red, pulls out her fathers gun, grins, and catches them on fire. Ferb manages to wake Phineas up, as the two try to put themselves out. George cleans his sword on the grass, hands me mine, and starts laughing as I walk over to Phineas, put down Perry, and kiss Phineas. He cries out in pain and looks down, I follow his gaze and see Perry right next to him. I look at Phineas’s leg, and see the same holes that Ferb has in his hand. I look at Perry, but he is glaring at Phineas. Across the yard, Ferb looks at me and Perry thoughtfully. I also notice George staring at me, this day just gets weirder and weirder.

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GI JOE Porno Story: Fantasies – Chapter Three

GI JOE Porno Story: Fantasies – Chapter Three

HB:What happened angel?
Angel:I made it so you were a human your whole life
HB:Well do I have a good life

Angel:No,You a have an annoying niighbor

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GI JOE Porn Story: Wishes – Chapter 4

GI JOE Porn Story: Wishes – Chapter 4

Spongebob’s Wish

Part 4

HB:Well This Stinks
Angel:It does doesn’t it?
HB:I have one Question,What about
Angel:Ok…..
They Teleport to the goo lagoon were Mr.K was,but he had a big gray bread and looked like he hadn’t eaten in weeks
HB:Now this is just crazy
Angel:Without you the KK didn’t go so well,Then Mr.K here become a bum
Hb:Wow………Hey Look A Penny!
Mr.K:MINE! WOOHOO this will feed me for a week!
HB:This Sucks!
Angel:Its ok I’l take you home
they go to HB’s House
HB:See you later angel
Angel:Bye
HB:Man I wish i was a Sponge
Then He hears something outside
HB:Huh?
He goes out side and sees taking his tv antenna(he had a water Helmet on)
HB:Well this are bad for us huh?
Mr.K:Ya
HB:Things are bad just becuase I never was a sponge
MR.K:Never was? I wish you were
And then A shooting Start Appeared(Dun Dun Dun)
HB;Gasp! Right When He Wished!
Then Angel Appeard
Angel:You found the loophole
Poof
Now SB was with partick once again
Patrick:Wat do you wish for?
SB:Noting I like my life just the way it is
Patrick:Cool, I Wish I was back in high shcool
SB:Why?
Patrck:Well…..

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GI JOE Porno Story: Children Chapter 1

GI JOE Porno Story: Children Chapter 1

Title:
Children

Fandom: GI Joe: Sigma 6
Pairing, etc:
N/A

Prompt: 028 Children
Word Count: approx 294
words

Rating: G
Author’s Notes: Takes place
during GI Joe: Sigma 6, episode 4: “Reveal” after Duke and
Co. leave Jinx and the wounded Kamakura behind at the Arizona base.
First Sigma 6 fanfic I wrote, written for Fanfiction 100 Live Journal
Challenge; possibly first GI Joe: Sigma 6 fanfic ever written — or
at least, ever posted to the internet.

Children:

“They could have at
least dropped us closer to town,” Kamakura grumbled.

“They didn’t exactly
have time for that now, Kamakura,” Jinx said, shifting her hand
as she tried to steady herself under Kamakura’s weight as they moved
down the road toward the rendevous point she’d arranged with the
medevac. Her fellow apprentice grunted in pain as her hand brushed
his injured ribs. “Sorry!”

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GI JOE Porn Story: Aint War Hell – Chapter 1

GI JOE Porn Story: Aint War Hell – Chapter 1

AINT
WAR HELL?

by
Maximillian von Fischgeist

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PART
ONE

—–

Chapter
One – Night

—–

Only
four left, he spat, shaking the cigarette pack to see if perhaps a
hidden one might join the others from some unseen corner. No such
luck. Hed started the night with well over half a pack. That had
been at zero hour. He pulled one of the cigarettes
out and put it to his lips. Closing the box and replacing it in his
jacket pocket, he glanced at his wristwatch. He was reminded with
annoyance that he couldnt see the face. Too dark. He pushed the
light button, and the time glared at him, taunting
him to stretch his remaining cigarettes over the remaining time of
his shift. 02:17. More than five hours left.

He
pulled the lighter out of his pocket, and brought it up to the
cigarettes tip. He flicked the lighter. A spark. He flicked it
again. Another spark, but still no flame. Again. Spark. Again.
Spark.

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GI JOE Porn Story: Wishes Chapter 2

GI JOE Porn Story: Wishes Chapter 2

Spongebob’s Wish
Part 2:Humanbob Humanpants

SB:I must Be Dreaming.
Angel:Your Not Dreaming
SB:Whatever Patrick
Angel:I’m Not Patrick I’m An angel,I’m Just Taking the form of Patrick.
SB:Ya Right
Angel:If I wasn’t An angel could I do this?
Angel Floats in The Air
SB:Woah
Angel:I’m Here To Show you what happpend.
SB:What
Angel:You’ve Been A human all Your Life Now!
SB:Whats My Human Name?
Angel:Humanbob HumanPants

Are ya ready, kids?
Aye-aye, Captain
I can’t hear you
Aye aye, Captain
Oooh

Who lives in a house over the sea
Humanbob HumanPants
Not Absorbent not yellow and human is he
Humanbob HumanPants
If Nothing Special be something you wish
Humanbob HumanPants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a Human
Humanbob HumanPants
Ready?

Humanbob HumanPants
Humanbob HumanPants
Humanbob HumanPants
Humanbob …HumanPants!
End of Part 2

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GI JOE Porn Story: Wishes Chapter 5

GI JOE Porn Story: Wishes Chapter 5

Patrick’s Wish:

Patrick is in his rock watching tv Patrick:I’m Bored Guy On Tv:hey You!
Patrick:Huh?
Guy On Tv:Ya You! Do You like Mermaidman and Barnacleboy?
Patrick:Heck Yes!
Guy On TV: Then buy the Official Mermaidman and Barnacleboy season 15 DVD with all 24 epsidoes of season 15,plus outtakes,and more! Only 96 dollars!
Patrick:Oh My Neptune! I need that! But I don’t have that kind of money! I need..a job!
Patrick is at the Bikini Bottom Career Choosing Place

Man:Well I’ve looked at this piece of paper and…
Patrick:What job do i get?
Man:Well, It’s says here you never graduated from high school and you need to graduate from high school to get a job

Patrick:Aw man

Man:Well you could go back to high school

Patrick:Butt I’ve been kicked out of every high school in the ocean!
Man:Too bad!
Later.
Patrick:Wat do you wish for?
SB:Noting I like my life just the way it is

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GI JOE Porn Story: Aint War Hell Chapter 3

GI JOE Porn Story: Aint War Hell Chapter 3

PART
THREE

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Chapter
Nine – Nightmare

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It
was a familiar scene. A dining table, mostly-empty plates. On
sixteen-year-old Cooper MacBrides left was his mother, a woman
still well within her thirties and possessing the peculiar maternal
beauty a son cant help but acknowledge. On his right was
the boys father, slouched in sleep.

I
am a boy again
,
Low-Light thought. This
is only a dream. This is not real.

But
it had once been quite real, and he was no more prepared to stop the
scene from unfolding now than he had been when it had occurred in
reality, nearly twelve years ago.

Mother
leaned over towards her husband. Jim, she said to the sleeping
man. He didnt stir. He couldnt. The sleeping pills
(powderized and mixed in his drink) would not allow him to wake.
Mother didnt know, of course. She thought hed just had a hard
day at work. Jim, wake up. She tried still. After all these
years, all the countless times the scene had played out with no
change, she tried still to save them all from the outcome.

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